Flannel Likes Your Grandma

 

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Comforters are insecure

Blankets hide in between secrets

Muffling the truth of the matter

Pillows make lewd suggestions

To any side of the head

That happens to take an interest

Sheets are cold at first

Until they warm up to you

King, Queen, Full, and Twin

Are an incestuous family

Linen loses it around bedtime

Bedspreads are nice at night

A ruckus in the morning

Throws miss the spot

Quilts always get confused

About life’s bits and pieces

Coverlets and Duvets argue

Endlessly about standing alone

Memory Foam never forgets

a shapely ass and a good boob job

Thread Counts weave tall tales

Down begins all fluffy and nice

Then becomes one big prick

Flannel likes your grandma

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36 Comments on “Flannel Likes Your Grandma

  1. I love this just as much as Sacred Clothing. Would love to be in your head and hear the process you go through when you write. That would be such an adventure.

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  2. The photos caught my attn. The first one captures a bit of old time seduction. Each line inspired different thoughts. The photos inspired emotions like a blank coloring page and the words you added were like color crayons. Fifty Sheets of Grey.

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  3. What fun! I didn’t realize there were so many different types of bedding. And the pictures are wonderful too. Love the bear…lol.

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  4. And I am wondering all the time what is ALL in your MIND as you write all of this??? 🙂

    I like the way you see things and make it an inspiration for writing. Wow … you are awesome …

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  5. I love the pictures, especially the second one. I am a Grandmother who loves flannel. It is such fun to read your poetry with its mixture of intelligence and wit. 🙂

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  6. This is wonderful. I’m so glad I took the time to come over to your blog, also thank you for coming to mine.

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  7. Wonderful stuff. I especially love that pic at the end!

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