Nancy Cunard
Always walk arm and arm
With a purse. They’re insecure
And get addicted to junk
Don’t listen to babbling bracelets
They get caught up in the apparel
Never hang out with a trashy trinket
Necklaces will fool you
With spoiled-ass sweet talk
Keep them behind buttons
Or they’ll wink at any old dog tag
Don’t let a ring control things
Anklets can be footloose
Make sure they wear bells while jingling
Earrings think they’re trapeze artists
Dangling high, unless their studs
Then one’s fine, two’s ok
Three or more is an orgy
Toe rings stink
Don’t give into those
Snotty little nose rings
Divulge nothing to pinky rings
They’re not mature enough
For indiscriminate indexing
Can you believe the gall of the tiara?
Never let a choker get its hands on you
Bangles are for bums and beehives
Rosaries want to wait until they’re married
Then all hell breaks loose
Never smooch a brooch
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If this is how I see how stuffs are using your eyes, then I’ll be very suspicious with all my jewelery! LOL 🙂
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HaHaHaHa !
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Love this! How refreshingly unique and rhythmic.
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Great piece, Elan! Funny, with a fresh approach to everyday things; reminds me a bit of Ogden Nash. Way to go! Jamy
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Clever!!
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Intriguing. You must have quite the haberdashery, between the hats, and now the jewelry. Can’t wait to meet the next cheeky accessories.
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Yes, it’s all about accessories.
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Love it! Made me smile. Jewelry says so much about the wearer.
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LOL I’m sitting here trying to imagine this as a picture book!
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!!!
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Fantastic! NEVER smooch a brooch! 🙂
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Reblogged this on EyesWideShut.
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Cheeky! never smooch a brooch, especially not the pin side!
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Wonderful imagination ! – I’m impressed. And jealous.
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Reblogged this on Tall tales from valerie and commented:
Hey people. I have a little something from Elan Mudrow. I like this. A lot. Elan knows how to use words. You should check out the blog “Elan Mudrow”.
Enjoy.
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Thanks so much!
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The style brings a new perception, never smooch a brooch! Nice!
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A very proud and powerful piece! Very extensive and visual, I love the concept of jewelry and luxury weighing down the true soul inside. Good writing. 🙂
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Nice! 🙂
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I love this! So creative.
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But…I love a pretty brooch!
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Beware the choker…
Loved reading this, Elan! I think you’ve effectively covered the contents of my jewelery collection. 😉
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Awesome! Love to ascribe personalities to inanimate objects 🙂
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Oh my gosh, I love these Fashion series! They’re really entertaining to read.
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Thanks so much!
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