Smidgens
Posted on April 6, 2015 by Elan Mudrow
A bath towel knows
the raw and rude truth
Which in most cases
Is not a good thing
A paper towel gets wet
Easily. Then it’s all over
In one or two short wipes
A kitchen towel thinks
they’re fancy schmancy
But is just a dishtowel
By any other name
Handkerchiefs are snots
A sanitary towel can seem like
A murderer on a rampage
But, are really innocent
Napkins underneath it all
Beach towels get sand
Stuck up their creases
Tissues expose themselves
Then are found about the house
Involved with a wad
Bar towels smell like barf
Drink incessantly
Dabble with chasers
Rags are always found in
The most awkward circumstances
Hand dryers fake the funk
Washcloths are scrubs
Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Advice, Author, Bathroom, Cleanliness, Decor, Erotic, Household, Interior Decorating, Kitchen, Poem, Poetry, Relationships, Sex, Towels, Writer, Writing
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It is the most common of things in life that inspire us to think and write about their glory! Glad you found the Art Prescription! Looking forward to reading more of your poems. Cheers, Bev
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Reblogged this on arcade # 1775 and commented:
washcloths are scrubs… teehee.
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Reblogged this on Tell It Once And For Autism and commented:
My grandmother did wuskis and ironing for people with old ringer washer!
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Thanks so much!
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I’ve never come across anything quite like this before. Thumbs up on originality!
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Good description and beautiful photos. Thank you.
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reminds me of ME…see how pleased the woman is by her array on the clothes line?
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Thanks
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This made me laugh. 🙂 keep it up.
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It was fun. I had smile on my face, all this time i was reading. 🙂
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love this
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I appreciate how you played out the theme.
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That’s one of a kind poem I have read. First time!! You have a sharp vision (for the lack of a better word) of a poet/writer who sees that no one else does. Very Impressive.
Kudos! !
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Amazing 😀
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Thanks!
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Only a poet can look at such common things and see what you see.
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Love it! And the pictures also. Reminds me of my mother and grandmother so much.
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Really enjoyed this !
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I love the picture of the old kitchen. My daughter-in-law uses only cloth napkins. Another of my sons (not her husband) makes fun of me because I re-use paper ones. 🙂
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I’m still surprised that one could write such a piece with towels and cloth scrubs in mind! Amazed!
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Hahaha I love your interesting sense of humor.
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Love this! I grew up with cloth napkins because my mother hated throwing away paper. We simply couldn’t afford it.
I found myself smiling several times reading this
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Lol!
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As someone who creates kitchen and table linens –my mission is convincing people that cloth towels and napkins are more relevant than ever — I really appreciate this. Never thought I’d see an “ode to kitchen towels!” Thank you!
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Reblogged this on Freelance Thinking.
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I will never see any towels the same way! LOL
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Loved it!
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It’s a good start. I think you can do more to transform it. From another end, you can think of the important people in your life and then compare them to a home accessory. Coincidently, I have these napkins I collect from fast food restaurants that lie on my desk in case I need to use them. It would be more impactful it was not simply a play on the idea but have real connection in your life. Like the acquaintances I meet that I only make contact with when I’m in need.
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Didn’t imagine someone could make something so cool out of napkins. 🙂
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Great…..and the images too!
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Great job.. Loved it!
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Loved it.. Great job!
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I love it, some timely pictures of past. Is it me but looks like the dog about to go number two in the clothes basket? :}
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Terrific poem and lovely photo. I still use cloths. 🙂
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I found this charming.
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I will never look at life’s cleaners the same. Ever again. I think the only thing you might have miss are baby wipes and I thank you for that. 🙂
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Thanks!
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I like this…a lot.
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fun!
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