Posted on April 13, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Author, Carpet, Dating, Erotic, Fashion, Flooring, Love, Poem, Poetry, Relationships, Sex, Writer, Writing
You made me laugh and read it twice.
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Once again I marvel at your creativity and what happens in your mind! It must be a fun place to be. It gave me a much needed smile to go to bed with, thank you
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Thanks. Sometimes , though, I wish I could turn it off. It’s gotten me in trouble every now and then.
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I have absolutely no doubt that what you say is true! 😀
Yes. As of this post, I adore you. :0
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*giggles* Great poem .. I love an injection of humour in poetry, well it’s done well like yours it’s a wonderful thing 🙂
Keen sense of humor!
This is seriously fantastic! Love it!!!
I had to read it twice, too. Laughed right out loud at the wisdom in “Don’t get suffocated by wall to wall Make sure there’s a bit of living room in your relationship.” You just crack me up.
They have GOT to be doing the Twist in that first picture.
Yes, I believe they are.
you are awesome 😀
Creative and funny. A perfect combination.
I have avoided rugbeaters all of my life. Henceforth I will avoid poems that remind me to vacuum my rugs instead of writing.
I’m curious about you, and probably a lot of people are. I bet it’s fun to keep people guessing. So I will make up a guess: male; introvert; oldest child; science background; doesn’t like talking to people on the phone and texts instead; non-smoker but likes smoked foods; rides a unicycle; had a magic set as a child; has old parents who are very conservative; was the favorite grandchild of one grandparent, who had a reputation of being nuts; no second language; writes the “category” poems with tremendous glee as if possessed; sometimes picks words randomly and works them into poems in ways which don’t fit but which seem brilliant because they are so unexpected, and that ends up making the work brilliant. How’d I do? I am REALLY enjoying reading the blog! Part of the fun is imagining how you arrived at the end product. Keep ’em coming! I don’t supposed you are going to enlighten us? Well, it was fun making you up, anyway.
Zum Teil hat du recht.
Hilarious! A creative blog at last!
Eine passende Antwort! Ein schönes Geheimnis bleibt! Richtig so!
Good stuff! Very clever and I laughed out loud reading it
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A well-written, clever poem… i really enjoyed this one. Take a read!
very clever! and the photo at the end seals it quite well! haahaa!
Lol! This was brilliant!
Creative and funny.
Delightful. I see rugs in a whole new light. 🙂
Love this!! Very clever.
Me too! 😉 brilliant
I really love this.
Reblogged this on Tell It Once And For Autism.
Me three! Very cheeky and brilliant!
This is hiiii-effin-larious! love it.
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I read a few of your poems and wow! You are hilarious! I cant wait to keep reading
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