Cap’n Crunch is part of
Shredded wheat is, well, shredded
Post Toasties are shy
But, very modernist.
Life should not be simply cereal
And taken more seriously!
Wheaties get wimpy in milk
Lucky Charms ain’t so lucky
With those alien marshmallows
Rising to the top of the cereal hierarchy
Has anyone really cheered for Cheerios?
No wonder there is a Honey Nut
You can’t just frost a flake
Once a flake always a flake
What’s so special about K?
I’m sure J is special too
Are Bite-Size Mini Wheats
for small mouths?
What is Total adding up to?
Corn should not be a Pop
Or a Mom for that matter
Who would turn Trix in their stomach?
Cocoa Pebbles is like
Eating a baby Flintstone
Apple Jacks are drugs
Kix are boring little balls of cardboard
Don’t let Raisin Bran fool you
Into thinking it’s a goody two-shoes
It’s into getting frosted and toasted too
Don’t spell with your mouth full
Chex should practice contraception
Never listen to Snap, Crackle, and Pop.
They’re corporate whores
Does sugar really need to puff?
Only some parts are edible
Franken Berry, Boo Berry
If berries crunch
Don’t eat them
No wonder, there are toy surprises
Honey Bunches of Woes
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