Posted on July 3, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
Category: PoetryTags: Author, Comedy, Humor, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, To Do List, Writer, Writing
So much to do, so little time!!
I fell in love with this so hard but chances are it’s the wrong poem.
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Reblogged this on lalatiff.
Seems to me you’re on the right road. Goodbye mundanity!!!!
Or the lessest. I don’t think that’s a word. Oh well.
Wow!!! Now that’s living life to the fullest. ✨
Tragic, lovely, and overall inspiring. I adore this post. Thank you for this.
yeah let’s :’)
LOL! Do people really do that?
I knew it wouldn’t last when you didn’t put “buy each other underwear” on the list. THAT is when you know you’ve truly found love!!! 😀
Impressive list. I’ve finally given up on finding the perfect mate. I’m just going to sit and wait for the one who is searching for to show up, if ever.
I have no idea how you knew all this about my life, but you nailed it. Hilarious.
Reblogged this on mesoundslikeangge.
Great piece to read first thing in the morning.
Nice poem, loved this. It’s really funny.
This made me laugh!
Love this! Great poem and what a great life.
wink at teenage boy? haha you’re funny! and this was very creative way to write a poem . and that seem like an adventurous life , fun and promising haha
Woooa… Wat a life.. Lovely!!!
haha yes it is. but she made the list so she’s considering the complications!
So funny. I love lists.
I used to make lists (not) like this for people as a living! The difference was that everything had to be easy to do and inexpensive. It was called a good-fer-me list and it was focused on self care. Yours gave me a laugh because sometimes it feels that way.
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I was inspired by a song by Mudhoney “Chardonnay”.
You had me at…
☐ Get another loan and buy a mobile home
☐ Drink more chardonnay
No, seriously. That.
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That’s a 5% success rate! Well done!
I should emphasize that it was more than one “wrong person”. At last count (prior to success) it was around 20—give-or-take.
I did a whole lot of that falling in love with the wrong person for a very long time. Survived and won. Happy ever after. I like the buying underwear idea best – and the kissing. The crack, porn, Showtime and smoking? I’ll pass.
The placement of “open a bank account” is brilliant. Funny stuff. Well done!
Reblogged this on Niki.V.all.ways.My.way. and commented:
i’ll get rid of most of those in checking #FindingMyCosmicConsort and #CuringCosmicBoredom
the rest of the things can turn into things to do when we want something else to do.
She’ll take your input under consideration.
Surely you are correct!
PDX summer weather has been perfect for one so far. Whoever this list belongs to may have already moved the muu muu to the number one position. That’s probably the reason she attracts the wrong person?
Quite a list indeed. Also, Game of Porns sounds rather promising lol. 🙂
I see they are not checked off. But really, I think you should do the muu muu.
This really spoke to me. The road to satisfaction and happiness is long. God knows, I’m still on my journey. The path is certainly never dull, though; that’s for sure. Haha
Great write up 😉
I’ve been reading your blog for some time now. Thanks
Notice that none of them have been checked off yet. Is that a good sign?
To say ‘Love It’ is weak. But I love it. Yet . . . where did you find my biog, exactly?
what a life!
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