Posted on July 9, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
Your lucky numbers: Have all been used up
Category: Poetry, UncategorizedTags: Author, Comedy, Fortune, Fortune Cookies, Humor, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, Writer, Writing
My favorite is “All your hard work will pay off, after taxes.” Hilarious.
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL. I love them! Maybe true tho…LOL
Somehow reading “in bed” after every fortune made this both sad and hilarious
Just as well I treat fortune cookies as a bit of a joke
What a unique twist…I may never eat at a Chinese restaurant again. lol Well done!
Thanks for the hilarious read!! Great way to start the day 🙂
Wow! These are truly unfortunate cookies!
Ahh fortune cookies, thank you for making me smile!
This post made my day! I look forward to more hilarious posts filling my feed!
True story. Asian restaurant, Open fortune cookie…Blank paper. Call for and get second cookie,
crack open, Blank paper again. Third cookie … Blank paper.
Have lived ever since with a Fortune Cookie Sword of Damocles hanging over me.
Fortunately, I enjoyed this “Unfortunate Cookies” . Well done (or would that be .. UNdone ?)
When in doubt, I go with the age-old practice of adding “in bed” to the end of my fortune…
Your “unfortunate cookies” offer more possibilities for humor – and stories. I like your imagination. 🙂
Reblogged this on Behind The Eyes and commented:
Sometimes making light of something is so fulfilling providing us with an understanding that we are all connected some way shape or form. This post really had me laughing out loud and questioning why fortune cookies do not say what they are really trying to. Loved these translations!
This is very humourous and I enjoyed every single piece. Thanks for sharing.
I save all mine……..someday, one will get it right! Shared on my Timeline, for its aptness to most situations. Nicely done.
Thanks for a good laugh.
Lol… Absolutely unfortunate cookies.
it happened once– a cookie i opened at someone’s wedding was eerily spot-on. or i was just drunk. loved this one: You will conquer all obstetricians.
LikeLiked by 2 people
The timing of this was perfect for me! I walked in the door from work ( after stopping for Chinese food and the obligatory fortune cookies). I taped my “fortunes” to the wall, signed on to WordPress, and here you are! Damn, the only thing is, they were good fortunes, and I feel like I shouldn’t put too much stock in them :0
Gotta have a sense of humour! This was a fun post to read 🙂
Kudos to the person who has made a fortune making fortune cookies LOL 🍻 PS I have totally gotten the oops wrong fortune cookie before.
Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:
You are commenting using your WordPress.com account.
( Log Out /
You are commenting using your Twitter account.
( Log Out /
You are commenting using your Facebook account.
( Log Out /
Connecting to %s
Notify me of new comments via email.
Notify me of new posts via email.
Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.