University of Hair Net


I studied at the University of Hair Net

Kissed warm fuzzy college students

Who lamented with their notes,

Baked synapses in mom’s microwave,

Slurped on their own noodle, Noggins

Simmered at winter break,

Spicy sometimes at spring,

Gone… when summer hit

Me square in the heart

I received my Masters of Wig

Sought a position at smarty pants

But, the job was beat out of me

By my old friends, the fuzz

Who tossed their notes away

Cooked up resumes on a candy Apple

Basted a salary over a burning bank account

Simmered a 41k, spiced with stocks, Hairlines

Gone, when the economy hit

Them square in the checkbook

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11 Responses to University of Hair Net

  1. Bushka says:

    Thoroughly enjoyed reading this…delightful journey down memory lane….;)


  2. I was one of those with ” Baked synapses in mom’s microwave” but I’m thinking of brain destruction at the nearest bar!


  3. This was pretty cool. Amazing what you can do with words and poetry. So much in so little.


  4. This was so much fun!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Michael says:

    Reblogged this on Michael's Origins and commented:
    This is pretty cute! Author I believe is Elan Mudrow


  6. I absolutely love this! Thank you for stopping by my blog. I am glad I checked yours out.


  7. Abraham Changkija (Abe) says:

    Love this one!


  8. pixieannie says:


    Liked by 1 person

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