Brilliant and funny!
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Clever. Nice chuckle while procrastinating during a workday. 🙂
French fries aren’t even French
You can’t pull one over on you. You are just too smart.
Sometimes, they’re not even fried – they’re baked 🙄
No, if you are Lithuanian, you definitely cannot live on one potato bowl for a week. . . For an hour maybe. Then you need potato dumplings and kugel and cepelinai for desert…
Age that juice and what do you get? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Vodka
Tatties in Disguise? 😉
That photo really caught my eyes…:)
Hmmmmm versatile tho:D:D:D
Ha, humorous, always enteertaining. Poor Pringles. Will a Tater Tot ever grow up? Do potatoes see eye to eye?
Taters Are Hot! So is Potato Juiced! Have you ever smooshed a potato? 😳
Excellent! Big smile throughout…
Every potato lover’s anthem
LOL! Delightful.:0) A real hot potato!
My pleasure. It was a lot of fun to read.
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I love a good spud!
Literally laughing my ass iff
I love this!! The fingerlings line cracked me up because I find them somewhat disturbing (both saying the name and they way they look). Thanks for the laugh. I have always believed potatoes are one of the perfect foods.
This poem exposes so many Peelings.
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That’s a great picture!
Hm… I’ll be pausing for thought the next time I eat a plate of chips.
Excellent, excellent, excellent!
Cheer up….some of us are named after the damn things! 🙂
Ha ha! Very entertaining.
Someone is that stupid! HA! Perfect ending.
Wow…. It looks like a full research work on ‘potato’ dynasty 🙂
You forgot vodka! 😀
But, have you ever drank straight potato juice? Perhaps, Gatorade needs a potato flavor? What dye would they use to make it seem “real”?
I haven’t had the pleasure, though I wonder what color would Gatorade use, coz they couldn’t go with yellow…..
I’m not sure what to say about this—I’ll have to chew on it.
yeah! that post is potatoes po-ta-to(e)s
Potato salad is my favorite but no, it’s not a salad.
It takes time to write a great poem. You can’t russet.
Imaginative and a nice flow. I am the hick tater, lol.
Witty and clever.
Could we please pretend that French Fries are not freaks? Pinky please?
Funny, clever redefinitions of potatoes. I’ve missed your wacky writings. 🙂
This is hilarious. Love it
THIS IS REALLY VERY CREATIVE WRITING, ALMOST LIKE YOU HAVE ACTUALLY FOCUSED ON A FOREVER FOOD OF THE WORLD WHEN FOOD JUST CAN NOT BE FOUND AND POEMS CAN NOT UNTIL WE READ YOURS. THANK YOU
Starchy tour de force. Wonderful!
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Here is a starchy tour de force. Good writing, too.
What a totally FUN poem, I love the word play and double entendre.
Brilliant! Absolutely Loved this! ❤
Too funny! Got to love ’em, though! 🙂
Awesome post. I definitely needed a laugh and you delivered!
Glad to help out.
Thanks so much for liking my post and for all this sharing 🙂
This poem is amazing. I got my giggle for the day out of it. Thanks again!
Thank you for deciding to follow my blog. I love potaroes every which way but raw!!
Hee-hee! You said “taters.”
The last two lines clinched this for me. Great originality in your writing.
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