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Elan Mudrow 
Wow what a poem….real meaningful too x
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Good for you for seeing mirrorlessly. I wonder if in the future our optics will auto-alter everything we see without our knowing it, just because we couldn’t be bothered to read all the Terms & Conditions.
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Yes, that would be fine. I will e-mail you a bio within a day or two.
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HI. I would love to post this on Algebra of Owls. If you are interested please send me a bio of max 50 words to algebraofowlsinfo@gmail.com, and any links that yo would want posting (in addition to your blog) 🙂
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So very true and very funny! 😀
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Lovely piece! It’s both deep and funny.
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Funny!
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I like that!
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Again, another delightful and engaging read. 🙂
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The older model is called “Mother In-Law.” If a hair is out of place, you’ll hear about it. Love your writing!
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well done!
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Incredibly witty. And so true. People are so self-centred nowadays they don’t even get the time to raise their heads to maybe glance at the sky or the setting sun once in a while.
Although who do I have to blame, they call it being human. How many people would read this and stop doing the same or at least try? Very few would.
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You are an honest to god Original, Elan. There are so few of you; and it’s hard, too, being a creature from an alien’s zoo, and not knowing who’s watching you. I enjoyed this one.
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True Sally. In a world where we are constantly reminded to be aware of others, we seem to be getting more self-absorbed. I am no exception. This poem is for me as much as it is a cynical critique of all of us.
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Great! I can think of at least a dozen young women I should be sending this to. But, sadly, they just wouldn’t get it. Sally
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Really funny and quirky. I love it!
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love the analogies used! funny yet so real
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Oh, this is absolutely wonderful! Great job! 🙂
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made me smile.
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Absolutely hilarious …..! You can win many awkward hearts bruised by intrusive admirers. Brilliant and witty to the core…!
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How apt for this generation..love the sarcastic and witty tone. Brilliant!!!
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witty……such a clever analogy!
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Very clever, entertaining, and I enjoyed reading it!
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Made me squeak with delight 🙂
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Very creative writing! Funny too.
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Reblogged this on WordDancer in the Sky and commented:
I love this! So unlike my work too!
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Scary… Because it’s real!
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Yes, and inside the bag you will receive sample sizes of the Elan line of cosmetics, made specifically for applying while you’re driving to work and checking out a new post on Instagram.
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This one is awesome, so much truth in there. The juxtaposition of our made up faces and identities is amazing. BTW, do I get a free cosmetic bag for being your 100th LIKE? Well done, Elan! 🙂
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Thank you!!
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Your way with words never disappoints, “ransoms are paid monthly” genius line!
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Brilliantly constructed, Elan! I loved this.
“Your mother’s maiden blush”…perfectly put!
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Well said!
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This is brilliant!
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“ransoms are paid monthly,” wonderful line!
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This is so innovative…. brilliant!!!
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Perfect end lines!
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That’s brill. What a pertinent piece of writing. And I read “backup e-mail account” as “blackmail account” … 🙂
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