Elan Mudrow
Smidgens
Virtual Advice
If you’re dating a dud of a download
And it’s occurring during an internet outing
Find a different server……
Don’t let a rude browser screw up your day
We can talk Facebook to Facebook,
Instant message me
No need to Skype, post, tweet, or offer me
A Goodread and get all Kindle
I will text you the same thing I’ve always texted you
It’s good to keep a few tabs open
Weed out crappy apps
Don’t let them waste space on your hard drive
Find the perfect operating system
Don’t share your network with any old device
You can’t afford to load pages slowly
Sometimes, it’s good to clear your history
Stay positive and keep updating on a regular basis
It keeps you safe from viruses
And eating too many tracking cookies
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Haha this is great. Nice.
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Love this !
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Reblogged this on The Office BC and commented:
I love this!
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Great advice
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Me Gusta Este Blog.
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Very clever indeed!
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Very clever
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it’s fun to read how you’ve incorporated the language of the internet into a (sort of) love poem.
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Clever and original word-play. I think you far exceed the computers poetic talents.
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Reblogged this on M. Matheson and commented:
What a great piece
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Clever you.
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Wow very clever, I love it!
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Very clever!!! Well done!
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This guy is quite the virtual PLAYER, huh? It’s good to keep a few tabs open, LOL! Real cookies are way better than virtual ones 🙂
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Priceless revelations and cold-hard truths.
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But as the security people remind us you can never make a clean sweep.
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Clever advice! 😉
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Virtual praise with cyberchuckles attached.
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Clever 😉
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Ha. I love it when you go in for the satirical.
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Thank you so much Joan. But, I must decline the offer.
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Hey Elan,
I have nominated you for the 3 quotes, 3 day challenge
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Tapping glass, is there a better way? Nay, I say. From Facebook ghost to never was leaves a vapor trail of zero and one. To one and zero, just where it all began.
Would that we could clear our history, some days.
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Clever. 😉
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Looks like the internet has all but eliminated the old fashioned way of meeting by chance.
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Virtually beautiful 😀
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If the lovechild of social media and an iPhone became a poet, I imagine this would be the result.
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