Trump’s Commandments (With personal notes from Donald Trump)

Trump Press Conference

  1. I am the Lord, thy God. (Yeah! I didn’t’ have to change that one at all. Easy money)

  2. You shall not deal with any other corporations other than mine. (Or I will force you into bankruptcy)

  3. No graven images or likenesses (Unless, I have full copyrights and ownership of those likenesses. Don’t fool around with me on this one. I’m a jealous guy and if you rip me off, I will not only punish you, but your children’s, children’s, children. That’s how I roll)

  4. Do not take my name in vain. (Or, I will tweet something horrible about you)

  5. Remember bank holidays by keeping them holy. (You will work 60 hours a week and on the pathetic excuses for a holiday, you shall do no work. Instead, you will do all your family shopping on these “holidays” using a credit card. You are to buy so much needless junk, that you, your daughter, your son, your pets, and anyone who just happens to be visiting you, will have to work harder for me!)

  6. Honor thy bank and thy real estate company. (By getting deeper in debt)

  7. Thou shall not kill (Unless, I ask you to. LOL!! It’s sweet being president!)

  8. Thou shall grab thy neighbor’s p…. (Or d…, if that’s what rocks your boat, and if you covet thy neighbor’s house just buy it and kick his ass out on the street)

  9. Thou shall not steal (I can, but you can’t. Unless, the chances are good that you will get away with it and long as it isn’t me your stealing from)

  10. You can give false testimony under oath anytime you think it’s worth it (I’ve done it plenty of times)

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Lists and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

32 Responses to Trump’s Commandments (With personal notes from Donald Trump)

  1. nkdwhtguy says:

    Good one! Unfortunately too close to the truth.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. It’s a bit much wouldn’t you say?

    Like

  3. meghan11 says:

    That’s too funny. Good job.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Elan Mudrow says:

    Do you mean like a fused sentence in the form of a question?

    Liked by 3 people

  5. K. C. Dockal says:

    When dealing with an over-the-top character, over-the-top characterization often applies.

    Liked by 3 people

  6. walttriznastories says:

    What a great piece! If only it was fiction.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Sadly…there is far too much truth here for the Average American Pocketbook.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. thewisegreek says:

    Who’s up for making a new government? I’m only half jokingXD

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Just Joan says:

    Written on the highest quality stone tablets, no doubt. The best. By scriveners dedicated to real news. 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  10. dornahainds says:

    Too disgustingly true. 😈😜😭

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Scathing! How did we get here? We are really lighting the path for someone more dangerous( not assuming he is benign). This is how democracies get overthrown when you have a bunch of lawmakers making excuses and not calling him out because they are on the bankroll. No one is talking about all the tax payers money for his getaways and these bogus claims.

    Liked by 2 people

  12. and, all living in the U.S. will, live under HIS tyranny, and, don’t you wish, the majority voted for Clinton instead right now…

    Like

  13. lifecameos says:

    So funny ! and very acute !

    Like

  14. Mick Canning says:

    Spooky! Trump sent you those, did he? Or did you have to climb to the top of a mountain (of money) to get them?

    Like

  15. Dreamer9177 says:

    Reblogged this on Dreamer9177's Blog and commented:
    Perfect summary of Der RumpenFuhrer’s delusional mind.

    Liked by 1 person

  16. Aad pass me the buck – the one with the good old greenback value.

    Like

  17. thedamari says:

    I wish I could laugh at this. If only it weren’t so true!

    Like

  18. Funny, I thought these were the commands of the Demoncrats.

    Liked by 1 person

  19. Ankur Mithal says:

    Ha ha! Real life often stranger than fiction. If even ten years back someone wrote about a future American President who would be like Trump, I doubt if it would have been believed.

    Like

  20. Funny and very creative! But also sadly true…

    Like

  21. TMH says:

    Elan, Well-composed and a fun read. Plus, on Commandment #3, not only, ‘That’s how I roll.”, but ‘That’s how I troll!’. ;-]

    Liked by 1 person

  22. And another AMEN! We are on a similar wavelength. I have written a few Trump-prompted musings/ sardonic commentaries

    Liked by 1 person

  23. Alexis says:

    Lol good one!

    Liked by 1 person

  24. existentialdream says:

    Died laughing at first commandment then the rest had me rolling.

    Like

  25. DeScribe says:

    Trump! For better or worse he sure is a source of the most interesting inspiration.

    Like

Join The Discussion

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s