Smidgens
‘Twas the vinegar that tippeth
Toward the leftover quiche
Oh, lonely empty bottle, recycler boon
When sun meets to kiss moon—
And mustard, your yellows bold
A bit old, but still at play—
Mummified lime, plastic lined
Awaits blessed water of the fizzy kind—
Four salad dressings,
Daughters of the virgin oil—
Bright Wednesday’s sauce
Must find solace at all cost
Before the scourge of poisoned moss—
A couple of red jellies
To keep a merry belly
Harvested during the sweetness
Of His grand spring—
A dire few leaves of spinach
Must be eaten in a pinch
Or thrown into a stew anew
Cat food can, oh my love be content
Yet, small miracles abound
In these cool vestiges—for—
Behind the onion skins
And forgotten slice of apple
My hand moves with assured fate—
Look at what Providence hath left!
A cold beer is found no less!
O, wonderous workings, I’m blessed.
Love love LOVE this!
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Your writing is so beautifully stunning and visually bold that one is along side you for the journey.
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That was hilarious to me—
I laughed until I laughed
I hope to see some more from you
this wit of Emily
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Oh thank you for showing this fantabulous poem, you kept me there right up the the perfect ending! So much skill, and with such wit and gentle humour too!
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However Ms. Dickinson is portrayed I am so amused by the piece. Yes I still am a real fan of Ms. Dickinson always.
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I love re-reading This! Really nice stuff–dense, funny, and charmingly twisted. 100%
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Wonderful. I wish my fridge was as rewarding.
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Wow! Just wow!
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Thanks so much. Check out the punctuation Emily used:
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/47651/after-great-pain-a-formal-feeling-comes-372
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Oh Elan. I love your work. The pics and the writing – everything ! Even the punctuation! 😀 Keep writing.
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i enjoyed this! I have a shout out for this at my latest! 🙂
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It’s a joke Jade. (Alliteration not intended)
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I’m far too logical and down to earth. When I saw this title I thought, Oh please. Emily Dickinson did not have a refrigerator. Fortunately, I am so not alone in that knowledge.
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Simply amazing. Anand Bose from Kerala
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Enjoyed immensely!
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Lots of good stuff to be found. The poem ain’t bad either. 😉
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Excelant post, thanks for the laugh!
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Thanks. I’m honored.
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Got an excellent giggle there at the end. 😀
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Love this!
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Love this! 😀
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Just brilliant!
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Wonderful! 😉
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Elan! This is marvelous!
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very well imaged (and whimsical). I could almost smell it (and maybe that wasn’t a good thing…). did you decide to write in the style (as an exercise) or did it just … “hit”… just curious like the cat, who apparently still has food left… (should I talk about slant rhyme?)
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What a wonderful taste of your creativity! Love Emily, love your writing!
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Fantastic!!!!!!!🌸🌷🍃🌷🌸🍃🍃🌷🌸 comgratulations!!!!
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Ah! Well done 😊
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Love it, the idea, the ending, the olde language, the dyads and triads of rhyme. Emily and I, we love our condiments. Genius, Elan. 🙂
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HAH!
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Only the best . . .
for Emily Dickinson’s
amply stocked ice chest.
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Delightful!
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This is wonderful!
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Oh you clever puss!
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Fabulous! 😎🥀
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What a masterpiece truly
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As a home brewer, I readily raise a glass and share the cheer!
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Is this really what emily wrote – I had no idea she liked her beer – and love the ode to food –
wonderful – thx for sharing
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If she’d had this refrigerator, Emily would have had even fewer reasons to go out in the world
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Ha! Great end to this. Really unusual idea executed perfectly!
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