Elan Mudrow
Smidgens
Leaves
- Starbucks banana nut bread
- Grande Pike, medium roast
- Trailhead, outhouse, no toilet paper
- A cluster of campsites within a mile
- Driving, slightly faster than normal between campsites
- All other outhouses, no toilet paper
- Hillbillies with dogs at one campsite give me the evil eye
- Back to trailhead, outhouse, no toilet paper
- Deciduous trees
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What’s number 10?
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Good one lol.
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I couldn’t help laughing, probably due to having been there myself.
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I remember from camping days in Canada always keeping toilet paper in my pockets. That was in the woods where no out-houses was a given.
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Very true and modern!
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A delight to read. Always carry toilet paper. lol
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This reminded me of a few camping adventures I have been on. Truly enjoyed. 🙂
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Oh, and it ends where the “poem” begins.
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The critter treats would have been for the hillbillies. Fortunately, for them, they’ve got the TP.
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I see the story there, but how does it end or progress? Guess there are no Sears catalogue pages available as TP sub. I hope you stared right back at hillbillies; I bet the dogs liked you…lesson, always bring critter treats and TP…
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I always have TP with me when I’m traveling/hiking/camping. Finding it when you need it is the exception, not the rule.
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Beware the leaves that come in sets of three…
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Not really the boonies here. In a Metro area of 1.5 million, but still some crazy stuff goes on. Just in case, I start packing TP.
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Yes. There are a lot of people here in the state of Oregon, close to PDX city, living on the streets, rest stops, and campsites. I don’t know what part of Canada you’re from, but you’re probably closer to the boonies than I am. Take care!!
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Lol. I like your attitude.
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Hard to believe you have to lock up your TP, but I am sure people take it away at times.
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I really enjoyed this. Straightforward but still very creative. Who needs toilet paper when you can write a kick-ass poem?
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I would say this “off” season was more like ranger laziness or hillbilly collecting. Maybe the hillbillies were protecting their stash?
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Lol. I don’t own a car, but I will make it a must when packing in my gear.
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Good one. All I gotta say is, Thank the good Lord for leaves. Outhouses in the off season can be a “crap” shoot, if you know what I mean. Allan
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10. From now on, always have a roll of toilet paper in the car.
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