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I am the Lord, thy God. (Yeah! I didn’t’ have to change that one at all. Easy money) You shall not deal with any other corporations other than mine. (Or I will force you into bankruptcy) No graven images or … Continue reading
Start smoking (So, next year I can claim the resolution to stop smoking) Join Weightwatchers (How does watching weight help? Shouldn’t I be exercising?) Finish that novel (If only I had started the damn thing) Be more optimistic (This one … Continue reading
Attentionator. Sends out a howling banshee sound when user is about to walk in front of a bus, because they can’t keep their eyes off their phone. 2. Ironee. Emits a loud warning to the user (and everybody else … Continue reading
1. 1. Repeat offender vendors Who set up to break down 2. The song remains the same Only the avenue changes. 3. Livingroom rehearsed musicians Exposing themselves to the elements Of being ignored 4. Shaky Kombucha addicts … Continue reading
Word Debt has been published.
Try to get up Notice in the mirror, as you get ready for work, a cowlick that just won’t go away. Curse at every known god in the universe. Glue it down (partially) with Dippity Doo Ultra Toxic Glue Gel … Continue reading
Broccoli Carrots Romaine Lettuce Avocado Spinach Mary’s Virgin Olive Oil Dave’s Corporate Fiber Bread Weightwatchers scammy little peanut chipotle BBQ tempeh tenders Red Wine, preferably under ten dollars Soy curly fries Buy a salad, premade, in a plastic bag Put … Continue reading