Elan Mudrow
Smidgens
Category: Lists
Lists are fun little non-poems that fool around with language, ideas, and American culture
Phone Appetizers
Attentionator. Sends out a howling banshee sound when user is about to walk in front of a bus, because they can’t keep their eyes off their phone. 2. Ironee. Emits a loud warning to the user (and everybody else in close proximity) who…
Street Fair
1. 1. Repeat offender vendors Who set up to break down 2. The song remains the same Only the avenue changes. 3. Livingroom rehearsed musicians Exposing themselves to the elements Of being ignored 4. Shaky Kombucha addicts Wait in line for…
American Work Day
Try to get up Notice in the mirror, as you get ready for work, a cowlick that just won’t go away. Curse at every known god in the universe. Glue it down (partially) with Dippity Doo Ultra Toxic Glue Gel Stop at Starbucks. Order…
American Grocery List
Broccoli Carrots Romaine Lettuce Avocado Spinach Mary’s Virgin Olive Oil Dave’s Corporate Fiber Bread Weightwatchers scammy little peanut chipotle BBQ tempeh tenders Red Wine, preferably under ten dollars Soy curly fries Buy a salad, premade, in a plastic bag Put back the broccoli, carrots,…
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