Category: The Fashioned Series
We are made up of outer shells, hooves, and helmets. We live in sin with lonely dishes, decanters, and devil’s food cake. Accessories are not additives, but attachments. Our clutter embellishes, wraps us up within a blanket of collections. The Fashioned Series is about how our intimacy with objects mingles with meaning. These poems fuse humor with observation, fashion with personality, and ponderings with insignificance. Be careful what you’re fashioned after.
Posted on August 5, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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Funny, how many armpits there are Floating around. Most stay in their place. Every now and then One intrudes upon your space Making it difficult to concentrate Giving you the feeling that you need to escape Running to where the air is fresher….. … Continue Reading “Perspiring Happens!”
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Posted on May 9, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Blog, Comedy, Food, Humor, Ice Cream, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, Writing
Posted on January 15, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Blog, Comedy, Food, Humor, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, Potatoes, Writing
Posted on September 11, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Posted on July 31, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Posted on June 8, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Don’t let biscuits be hard on you Just give ‘em a little dunk And they’ll soften right up Bacon crumbles under pressure Unless they’re Canadian Then they become really taxing Why does Benedict need a fucking muffin! Who does he think he is? Remember,… Continue Reading “Hardboiled Stinks”
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Posted on May 22, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Cap’n Crunch is part of Military-industrial cornplex Shredded wheat is, well, shredded Post Toasties are shy But, very modernist. Life should not be simply cereal And taken more seriously! Wheaties get wimpy in milk Lucky Charms ain’t so lucky With those alien marshmallows… Continue Reading “Honey Bunches Of Woes”
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Posted on May 4, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Loveseats force the issue Davenport is not an exotic city They come from Couch! And if they try to tell you They’re from Barcalounger You know they’re full of it Just tell ‘em, You know someone from Recliner Benches are hard on your… Continue Reading “Loveseats Force The Issue”
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Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Author, Funny, Furniture, Home Decor, Humor, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, Writer, Writing
Posted on April 24, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Author, Comedy, Dinnerware, Funny, Home Decor, Humor, Poem, Poetry, Romance, Sex, Utensils, Writer, Writing
Posted on April 13, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Don’t snuggle with a rug Unless properly vacuumed And groomed Hardwoods are bit ornery but shine right up When waxed with love Hook Shag up with a van They’re meant for each other Indoor Outdoor likes it both ways Tiles are squares, most… Continue Reading “Laminate Is A Pervert”
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Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Author, Carpet, Dating, Erotic, Fashion, Flooring, Love, Poem, Poetry, Relationships, Sex, Writer, Writing
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