Category Archives: The Fashioned Series

We are made up of outer shells, hooves, and helmets. We live in sin with lonely dishes, decanters, and devil’s food cake. Accessories are not additives, but attachments. Our clutter embellishes, wraps us up within a blanket of collections. The Fashioned Series is about how our intimacy with objects mingles with meaning. These poems fuse humor with observation, fashion with personality, and ponderings with insignificance. Be careful what you’re fashioned after.

Perspiring Happens!

Funny, how many armpits there are Floating around. Most stay in their place. Every now and then One intrudes upon your space Making it difficult to concentrate Giving you the feeling that you need to escape Running to where the … Continue reading

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Hardboiled Stinks

Don’t let biscuits be hard on you Just give ‘em a little dunk And they’ll soften right up Bacon crumbles under pressure Unless they’re Canadian Then they become really taxing Why does Benedict need a fucking muffin! Who does he … Continue reading

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Honey Bunches Of Woes

  Cap’n Crunch is part of Military-industrial cornplex Shredded wheat is, well, shredded Post Toasties are shy But, very modernist. Life should not be simply cereal And taken more seriously! Wheaties get wimpy in milk Lucky Charms ain’t so lucky … Continue reading

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Loveseats Force The Issue

  Loveseats force the issue Davenport is not an exotic city They come from Couch! And if they try to tell you They’re from Barcalounger You know they’re full of it Just tell ‘em, You know someone from Recliner Benches … Continue reading

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Laminate Is A Pervert

  Don’t snuggle with a rug Unless properly vacuumed And groomed Hardwoods are bit ornery but shine right up When waxed with love Hook Shag up with a van They’re meant for each other Indoor Outdoor likes it both ways … Continue reading

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