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Smile Baking

I bake this smile To a golden brown grin It’s my choice How it curls upon my face I can set the timer To tender and loving Or longer To smug and smartass… you see I will shape it as I see fit Perhaps,… Continue Reading “Smile Baking”

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Survey Says

  Survey says,                          People with eleven toes do not necessarily have a better grip on things. Survey says,                        The most livable cities in the US are located outside the country Survey says,                        Antarctica wants to be on top for a change… Continue Reading “Survey Says”

Unfortunate Cookies

Unfortunate Cookies – Complete With Translation Errors  Something you lost will soon turn up, like your wife. Fame and fortune will soon belong to somebody else. You will be invited to an extremely boring event. The one you love is closer than you think.… Continue Reading “Unfortunate Cookies”

The Supposing Ghost

  I was a quiet ghost and tried to leave the Living alone, sucking in sweet immortality, breathing the fine particles of the afterlife, inhaling string theory, and feeling the curvature of Earth with the bottoms of my nonexistent feet. Death was easy. There… Continue Reading “The Supposing Ghost”

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