Tag: Comedy

Numbfounded

I don’t know about you, but I have Loudness in my life With a special ability To pierce my eardrum, As if he were born With just the right frequency To irritate only me!   Sometimes I want to Stick a sock In his…

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The Real Idiom

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, should be A bird in the hand is worth two poops on your fingers, meaning You think you’re the shit, but actually you are a piece of shit.   A penny for your…

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Survey Says

  Survey says,                          People with eleven toes do not necessarily have a better grip on things. Survey says,                        The most livable cities in the US are located outside the country Survey says,                        Antarctica wants to be on top for a change…

Unfortunate Cookies

Unfortunate Cookies – Complete With Translation Errors  Something you lost will soon turn up, like your wife. Fame and fortune will soon belong to somebody else. You will be invited to an extremely boring event. The one you love is closer than you think….

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