Posted on October 24, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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If you’re dating a dud of a download And it’s occurring during an internet outing Find a different server…… Don’t let a rude browser screw up your day We can talk Facebook to Facebook, Instant message me No need to Skype, post, tweet, or… Continue Reading “Virtual Advice”
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Category: PoetryTags: Blog, Comedy, Computer Programming, Dating, Humor, Internet Dating, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, Writing
Posted on April 13, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Don’t snuggle with a rug Unless properly vacuumed And groomed Hardwoods are bit ornery but shine right up When waxed with love Hook Shag up with a van They’re meant for each other Indoor Outdoor likes it both ways Tiles are squares, most… Continue Reading “Laminate Is A Pervert”
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Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Author, Carpet, Dating, Erotic, Fashion, Flooring, Love, Poem, Poetry, Relationships, Sex, Writer, Writing
Posted on February 20, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Author, Clothes, Date, Dating, Dryers, Love, Poem, Poetry, Romance, Sex, Washing, Washing Machine, Writer, Writing
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