Elan Mudrow
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Trump’s Commandments (With personal notes from Donald Trump)
I am the Lord, thy God. (Yeah! I didn’t’ have to change that one at all. Easy money) You shall not deal with any other corporations other than mine. (Or I will force you into bankruptcy) No graven images or likenesses (Unless, I have… Continue Reading “Trump’s Commandments (With personal notes from Donald Trump)”
Hair Yell
It’s ok to use a little hairspray To keep it out of your eyes Glue it down, rearrange it Before you lose your mind And yell at the mirror Blaming your cowlick On that worn pillow You named Mr. Flattie Throwing aside Pregnant Betty… Continue Reading “Hair Yell”
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