Elan Mudrow
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Beanies Are Babyish
Posted on March 16, 2015 by Elan Mudrow
Hairnets keep things in place Caps are con artists Indecisive little shits, who Don’t want to be pinned down Derbies are dumbfounded Stovepipes are bearded with warts Stocking caps muffle their words Then get lost in the snow Unless they have a tassel… Continue Reading “Beanies Are Babyish”
Casuals Don’t Fool Anyone
Posted on February 13, 2015 by Elan Mudrow
Slippers are for cowards Slip-ons are for Christmas Morning hung-over dads Sandals are for white people forced into dreadlocks on their way to burn a man Dancing out of their money eating spiced tempeh fries disguised as Jesus peyote offered by the naturopath… Continue Reading “Casuals Don’t Fool Anyone”
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