Posted on September 26, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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I sat down for a beer at a bar called “Dock Of The Bay”. One was brought by a handsome little bartender named ….. Ah, fuck I don’t know. I was halfway through my beer, reading a piece-of-shit novel named Howard’s Hind End when…
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Category: Flash FictionTags: Beer, Blog, Comedy, Dissertation, Food, Humor, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, Tater Tots, Thesis, Writing
Posted on September 9, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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1. 1. Repeat offender vendors Who set up to break down 2. The song remains the same Only the avenue changes. 3. Livingroom rehearsed musicians Exposing themselves to the elements Of being ignored 4. Shaky Kombucha addicts Wait in line for…
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Category: ListsTags: Bloggin, Food, Funny, Humor, Life, Love, Music, People, Poem, Poetry, Street Fair, Writing
Posted on August 29, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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I bake this smile To a golden brown grin It’s my choice How it curls upon my face I can set the timer To tender and loving Or longer To smug and smartass… you see I will shape it as I see fit Perhaps,…
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Category: Poetry, UncategorizedTags: Baking, Blog, Cooking, Food, Happiness, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, Smiles, Writing
Posted on June 20, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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Broccoli Carrots Romaine Lettuce Avocado Spinach Mary’s Virgin Olive Oil Dave’s Corporate Fiber Bread Weightwatchers scammy little peanut chipotle BBQ tempeh tenders Red Wine, preferably under ten dollars Soy curly fries Buy a salad, premade, in a plastic bag Put back the broccoli, carrots,…
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Posted on May 9, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Blog, Comedy, Food, Humor, Ice Cream, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, Writing
Posted on March 4, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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I once brought a crumb to work with me. It was accident…. A bit of breakfast cereal, Oatmeal I think it was Stuck onto my shirt and dried. Nobody was offended and the crumb Was perfectly fine with everything
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Posted on January 15, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Blog, Comedy, Food, Humor, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, Potatoes, Writing
Posted on May 8, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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I look through the window The store was, my shop Isles of numb Sprawling endlessness There are no eyes anymore We shop only for a deal Priced for less than it’s worth Bargain and sliced, a mantra One day only Coupons shine…
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