Elan Mudrow
Smidgens
Tag: Food
Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay
I sat down for a beer at a bar called “Dock Of The Bay”. One was brought by a handsome little bartender named ….. Ah, fuck I don’t know. I was halfway through my beer, reading a piece-of-shit novel named Howard’s Hind End when…
Street Fair
1. 1. Repeat offender vendors Who set up to break down 2. The song remains the same Only the avenue changes. 3. Livingroom rehearsed musicians Exposing themselves to the elements Of being ignored 4. Shaky Kombucha addicts Wait in line for…
Smile Baking
I bake this smile To a golden brown grin It’s my choice How it curls upon my face I can set the timer To tender and loving Or longer To smug and smartass… you see I will shape it as I see fit Perhaps,…
American Grocery List
Broccoli Carrots Romaine Lettuce Avocado Spinach Mary’s Virgin Olive Oil Dave’s Corporate Fiber Bread Weightwatchers scammy little peanut chipotle BBQ tempeh tenders Red Wine, preferably under ten dollars Soy curly fries Buy a salad, premade, in a plastic bag Put back the broccoli, carrots,…
Crumby
I once brought a crumb to work with me. It was accident…. A bit of breakfast cereal, Oatmeal I think it was Stuck onto my shirt and dried. Nobody was offended and the crumb Was perfectly fine with everything
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