Posted on September 2, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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Posted on July 1, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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Try to get up Notice in the mirror, as you get ready for work, a cowlick that just won’t go away. Curse at every known god in the universe. Glue it down (partially) with Dippity Doo Ultra Toxic Glue Gel Stop at Starbucks. Order…
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Posted on June 24, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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It’s ok to use a little hairspray To keep it out of your eyes Glue it down, rearrange it Before you lose your mind And yell at the mirror Blaming your cowlick On that worn pillow You named Mr. Flattie Throwing aside Pregnant Betty…
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Category: PoetryTags: Anger, Comedy, Donald Trump, Fashion, Funny, Hair, Humor, Life, Poet, Poetry, Politics, Writing
Posted on May 27, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
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You know, when I look at you I laugh Not because you’re a fool Although you can be foolish. Not because you’re a clown You juggle just fine. Not because you tell good jokes Sometimes you get lucky. Not because you’re silly There’s a…
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Posted on September 11, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Posted on May 4, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Loveseats force the issue Davenport is not an exotic city They come from Couch! And if they try to tell you They’re from Barcalounger You know they’re full of it Just tell ‘em, You know someone from Recliner Benches are hard on your…
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Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Author, Funny, Furniture, Home Decor, Humor, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, Writer, Writing
Posted on April 24, 2015
by Elan Mudrow
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Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Author, Comedy, Dinnerware, Funny, Home Decor, Humor, Poem, Poetry, Romance, Sex, Utensils, Writer, Writing
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