Elan Mudrow
Smidgens
Tag: Humor
American Work Day
Try to get up Notice in the mirror, as you get ready for work, a cowlick that just won’t go away. Curse at every known god in the universe. Glue it down (partially) with Dippity Doo Ultra Toxic Glue Gel Stop at Starbucks. Order… Continue Reading “American Work Day”
Hair Yell
It’s ok to use a little hairspray To keep it out of your eyes Glue it down, rearrange it Before you lose your mind And yell at the mirror Blaming your cowlick On that worn pillow You named Mr. Flattie Throwing aside Pregnant Betty… Continue Reading “Hair Yell”
American Grocery List
Broccoli Carrots Romaine Lettuce Avocado Spinach Mary’s Virgin Olive Oil Dave’s Corporate Fiber Bread Weightwatchers scammy little peanut chipotle BBQ tempeh tenders Red Wine, preferably under ten dollars Soy curly fries Buy a salad, premade, in a plastic bag Put back the broccoli, carrots,… Continue Reading “American Grocery List”
You Are Never Gonna Be Written
Well, There’s a sliver of night That says to me, write However, I gotta worry About evening’s strange plight ‘Cause, Night is undependable Unpredictable, and unreliable It’s the “UnCola” ….it’s liable To be too soft and pliable Bending, My… Continue Reading “You Are Never Gonna Be Written”
Funny Kind Of Heaven
You know, when I look at you I laugh Not because you’re a fool Although you can be foolish. Not because you’re a clown You juggle just fine. Not because you tell good jokes Sometimes you get lucky. Not because you’re silly There’s a… Continue Reading “Funny Kind Of Heaven”
Meeting The Family
I meet your family. The toothless, the fairy The hobbit, and the biker. And I don’t know why I feel at home While needing to escape To the library You meet my family. The munchkin, the brain The witch, and the calculator. And you… Continue Reading “Meeting The Family”
The New App
Would you look where you’re going? Dig that head out of your device. Take a sure step ahead Or a car will end your streak Of cute emojis Just wait a minute Put the Me Phone in your pocket And stop acting like… Continue Reading “The New App”
Numbfounded
I don’t know about you, but I have Loudness in my life With a special ability To pierce my eardrum, As if he were born With just the right frequency To irritate only me! Sometimes I want to Stick a sock In his… Continue Reading “Numbfounded”
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