Elan Mudrow
Smidgens
Tag: Humor
Hardboiled Stinks
Posted on June 8, 2015 by Elan Mudrow
Don’t let biscuits be hard on you Just give ‘em a little dunk And they’ll soften right up Bacon crumbles under pressure Unless they’re Canadian Then they become really taxing Why does Benedict need a fucking muffin! Who does he think he is? Remember,… Continue Reading “Hardboiled Stinks”
Honey Bunches Of Woes
Posted on May 22, 2015 by Elan Mudrow
Cap’n Crunch is part of Military-industrial cornplex Shredded wheat is, well, shredded Post Toasties are shy But, very modernist. Life should not be simply cereal And taken more seriously! Wheaties get wimpy in milk Lucky Charms ain’t so lucky With those alien marshmallows… Continue Reading “Honey Bunches Of Woes”
Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Author, Breakfast Cereal, Comedy, Housemaking, Humor, Poem, Poetry, Writer, Writing
Loveseats Force The Issue
Posted on May 4, 2015 by Elan Mudrow
Loveseats force the issue Davenport is not an exotic city They come from Couch! And if they try to tell you They’re from Barcalounger You know they’re full of it Just tell ‘em, You know someone from Recliner Benches are hard on your… Continue Reading “Loveseats Force The Issue”
Published
Posted on April 24, 2015 by Elan Mudrow
Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Author, Comedy, Dinnerware, Funny, Home Decor, Humor, Poem, Poetry, Romance, Sex, Utensils, Writer, Writing
Woolens Are Overprotective
Posted on April 2, 2015 by Elan Mudrow
Argyles are in cahoots With high waters And can recite, from memory, Dialogue from Star Trek Nylons want to make Believe they are free and easy But run when the going gets tough Woolens are overprotective Leg warmers brag And want to be… Continue Reading “Woolens Are Overprotective”
Category: Poetry, The Fashioned SeriesTags: Accessories, Author, Clothes, Clothing, Comedy, Fashion, Humor, Love, Poem, Poetry, Relationships, Socks, The Fashioned Series, Writer, Writing
Never Smooch A Brooch
Posted on March 23, 2015 by Elan Mudrow
Always walk arm and arm With a purse. They’re insecure And get addicted to junk Don’t listen to babbling bracelets They get caught up in the apparel Never hang out with a trashy trinket Necklaces will fool you With spoiled-ass sweet talk… Continue Reading “Never Smooch A Brooch”
Beanies Are Babyish
Posted on March 16, 2015 by Elan Mudrow
Hairnets keep things in place Caps are con artists Indecisive little shits, who Don’t want to be pinned down Derbies are dumbfounded Stovepipes are bearded with warts Stocking caps muffle their words Then get lost in the snow Unless they have a tassel… Continue Reading “Beanies Are Babyish”
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