Tag: Humor

The New App

Would you look where you’re going? Dig that head out of your device. Take a sure step ahead Or a car will end your streak Of cute emojis   Just wait a minute Put the Me Phone in your pocket And stop acting like…

Numbfounded

I don’t know about you, but I have Loudness in my life With a special ability To pierce my eardrum, As if he were born With just the right frequency To irritate only me!   Sometimes I want to Stick a sock In his…

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Metaphysical Punch In The Quill

Error is as important as experience Tripping upon shoelaces Twisting an ankle, pain pills Moping in bed, with foot in air Wishing you could kick anyone who Has the ability to walk. Your mind wanders, perception in flux From the human instinct, boredom. That…

The Real Idiom

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, should be A bird in the hand is worth two poops on your fingers, meaning You think you’re the shit, but actually you are a piece of shit.   A penny for your…

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