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Survey Says

  Survey says,                          People with eleven toes do not necessarily have a better grip on things. Survey says,                        The most livable cities in the US are located outside the country Survey says,                        Antarctica wants to be on top for a change…

Unfortunate Cookies

Unfortunate Cookies – Complete With Translation Errors  Something you lost will soon turn up, like your wife. Fame and fortune will soon belong to somebody else. You will be invited to an extremely boring event. The one you love is closer than you think….

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  To Do List: A Poem      

Hardboiled Stinks

Don’t let biscuits be hard on you Just give ‘em a little dunk And they’ll soften right up Bacon crumbles under pressure Unless they’re Canadian Then they become really taxing Why does Benedict need a fucking muffin! Who does he think he is? Remember,…

Honey Bunches Of Woes

  Cap’n Crunch is part of Military-industrial cornplex Shredded wheat is, well, shredded Post Toasties are shy But, very modernist. Life should not be simply cereal And taken more seriously! Wheaties get wimpy in milk Lucky Charms ain’t so lucky With those alien marshmallows…

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