Posted on July 1, 2016
by Elan Mudrow
Try to get up Notice in the mirror, as you get ready for work, a cowlick that just won’t go away. Curse at every known god in the universe. Glue it down (partially) with Dippity Doo Ultra Toxic Glue Gel Stop at Starbucks. Order…
Category: ListsTags: Career, Comedy, Funny, Humor, Job, Life, Love, Poem, Poetry, Writing
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