Tag Archives: Science

Present Day List

Reality is the root of all problems. Stay away from it at all times. Dress neatly for virtual interviews and dating sites. Remember, it’s all upper torso! It’s a blouse, blouse, blouse world. Think of the money you’ll save on … Continue reading

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Phone Appetizers

Attentionator.  Sends out a howling banshee sound when user is about to walk in front of a bus, because they can’t keep their eyes off their phone.   2. Ironee.  Emits a loud warning to the user (and everybody else … Continue reading

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A Sublunary Plea

Dear Kuiperian We’re caught in the middle of a courtship. The sun and the Earth are tangled in passionate gravity. However, the Earth has a lover on the side, the moon. The sun doesn’t like that and is jealous. So, … Continue reading

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Through The Light Years

We point our radio telescopes Up into the heavens Poking our ears into The mufflers of galaxies Hoping to find rhythm….of The thumping imperceptible Voodoo chant of God or At least a steamy pagan planet With a crack of ice … Continue reading

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