Tag: Twitter

Trump’s Commandments (With personal notes from Donald Trump)

I am the Lord, thy God. (Yeah! I didn’t’ have to change that one at all. Easy money) You shall not deal with any other corporations other than mine. (Or I will force you into bankruptcy) No graven images or likenesses (Unless, I have…

The New App

Would you look where you’re going? Dig that head out of your device. Take a sure step ahead Or a car will end your streak Of cute emojis   Just wait a minute Put the Me Phone in your pocket And stop acting like…

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